diff --git a/README.md b/README.md
index f039121..52af125 100644
--- a/README.md
+++ b/README.md
@@ -12,7 +12,7 @@ These scripts are licensed under the [MIT License](LICENSE).
 
 ## Why did you write it?
 
-Because I suck at math.
+Because I suck at math. (OK, not really. I just hate it. With a burning passion. Besides, computers were created so that we don't have to deal with crap like this.)
 
 ## How do I use it?
 
diff --git a/eventcalc.py b/eventcalc.py
index 647b947..3faf73e 100755
--- a/eventcalc.py
+++ b/eventcalc.py
@@ -1,6 +1,7 @@
 #!/usr/bin/env python
 #
 # Event time-remaining calculator
+#
 # Part of SIFTools <https://github.com/dburr/SIFTools/>
 # By Donald Burr <dburr@DonaldBurr.com>
 # Copyright (c) 2015 Donald Burr.
diff --git a/rankcalc.py b/rankcalc.py
index def0000..965dab6 100755
--- a/rankcalc.py
+++ b/rankcalc.py
@@ -1,6 +1,7 @@
 #!/usr/bin/env python
 #
 # Rank-up requirements (EXP) calculator
+#
 # Part of SIFTools <https://github.com/dburr/SIFTools/>
 # By Donald Burr <dburr@DonaldBurr.com>
 # Copyright (c) 2015 Donald Burr.